What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:04

Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Live Science
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.